Cows, Constitution and Ten Commandments

Posted by Katanna at 5/01/2005 04:10:00 PM Sunday, May 01, 2005
COWS -- Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION -- They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS -- The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

-Anonymous

1 comments:

Matt said...

That's hilarious! Did you know that a few years ago there was a devistating earthquake in Mexico? Close to 1.2 million Mexcians died and several countries stepped in to help out. France offered food, England sent aid workers, the US sent money, and Texas, not to be outdone, sent 1.2 million replacement Mexicans. J/K.

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