Speeding Tickets a Problem?

Monday, May 22, 2006
Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you? Follow these four easy steps:
1. Tie these balloons to your car.
2. Drive VERY fast.
3. Watch people get out of your way.
4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.

If anyone can find if/where these are sold, I'm buying in bulk!