This is a Diz project if I have ever seen one...
Matthew
Oh my friggin gosh!!
The Netherlands just passed the "iPod tax." A 60 gig iPod now costs an extra $250 because of it!!
Read more about it.
Matthew
Which Gas is best?
Find out yourself! (60MB, right click, save as)
For viewing, I recommend VLC, an open source video program (it is free, it can go full screen, and it is for all operating systems).
Hope you watch it... it sure changed the way I buy gas!
Matthew
Boy, am I pissed...
*sigh*
But then again, the first time I played, I won (but I knew what I was doing)!
Matthew
I can't believe...
See, a friend was at Best Buy, and he called me up asking about the Mac Minis. I talked him into waiting two days, because the new OS was coming out in less than 48 hours.
So we are going next week to buy him one.
So... ya...
Matthew
A post about me!!!
Life is same-old-same-old. I have a Latin text on Friday, which is going to suck. The rest of my classes are boring...
So, nothing new...
Oh well.
Matthew
Oh, how much work I have to do...
This is a 2 minute commercial of a Rube Goldberg device made out of car parts! It took 606 takes to get everything right!
First, read all about it at Snopes, who proves that it is true. Then watch it from one of their links!
Tooo cool...
Matthew
Well, this is unexpected...
Matthew
.JPT to ASCII!!
Link
You can use this link to a photo: (it is the one you see on the left)
http://s95220742.onlinehome.us/blog/photo.jpg
Matthew
See, God does work in mysterious ways!
sooo....
God does work in mysterious ways!
Matthew
My review of "Nemesis Game"
The movie was great, it had great suspense, great acting, great story line.... until the last 5 minutes of the movie. Total let down. Worse than Episode 1. Ya, that bad.
So I have to give Nemesis Game a 4 out of 5. "Why such a high rating when the ending sucked so bad" you might ask. Well, the answer: the rest of the movie was great!!! If it even had a mediocre ending, it would be a 5 out of 5, the rest of the movie was so good. So, would I recommend this movie? Yes, as long as that person knows the ending sucks, and they shouldn't expect a lot (although, if you don't like riddles / weird suspense movies, this one isn't for you!).
Matthew
This one is for Diz!
Also check out their root directory for "A Total of 6080 Free Fonts"
Matthew
Is it true? Who knows? But it is still funny!
Link (warning: some foul language in the article)
Other great links I found today:
Make a fire from a can of coke and a chocolate bar!
And for those that think that bigger is better, please go to HugeURL.com. This site makes small URLs, and makes them huge (it is the opposite of TinyURL.com, which takes big URLs and makes them small). Kinda fun to play with...
Well, have fun!
Matthew
Photo: Real, or Hoax?
This is a website that lets you test to see if you can tell a real photo from a hoax. I got 9/10 (stupid Michael Jackson), but it helped that I looked at Snopes...
Link
Matthew
Cool links of the day...
How often do you use certain words?
Man builds jet propelled port-a-potty
Insane Video of French Police Attack Dogs (think Altos)
The "oops" list! (I almost didn't post this, 90% of the photos are of aircraft, but there are a few good ones in there...)
Free Simpsons music (MP3s) (this may excite some of you more than others)
Convert MP3s to Cell Phone Ringtones Free! (only works if your phone has full internet capabilities... too bad my doesn't!)
And for those with too much time on their hands, the human clock, where they post a different picture every minute of the day! Joy!!
Well, thats it, hope you have enjoyed!
Matthew
The Return Of The Screen Savers
Find out more at Leo's Website, or go to the direct download (right click).
Have fun!!
Matthew
Boyfriend Kills Lover's Husband After Discovered Living in Closet
Link to the story
So, to dramatize the story:
Husband is cleaning around the house one afternoon, and he hears a strange noise from his closet. He opens it up, and there is a guy sleeping in there (the noise was the guy's snores). Turns out the guy is his wife's lover, and has been living in the closet for 4 MONTHS!!! So he tells the guy, get out. Husband then goes for a walk, and when he gets back, Lover is still there, but this time with a gun. Lover then forces Husband into bathtub where he beats him to death.
Moral of the story: Clean out your closets more often!
Matthew
"Our Lady of the Underpass"
These people see the Virgin Mary in a salt stain under an overpass....
ITS A SALT STAIN, PEOPLE!!
Link Here
Matthew
Funny videos of the day...
(all videos need Windows Media Player)
First one is for everyone from my generation... (that means you, Diz!)
Video 1 (right click, save as) (8.8 MB)
Next we have a music video we should all memorize...
Video 2 (right click, save as) (6.7 MB)
The next one answers a good question: Who would win, a Katana or a 6mm Gun?
Video 3 (right click, save as) (1 MB)
And this last one answers a follow up question: Who would win, a Katana or a Machine Gun?
Video 4 (right click, save as) (8.6 MB)
Enjoy!
Matthew
High??
He is watching Duck Tales, and is laughing at the top of his lungs every 10 seconds...
Dude, the show is for 5 year olds!!! Get a life!
Gesh!
Matthew
Who wants my left over Easter candy?
Any takers??
Matthew
My Poem:
that I can sit back and laugh,
at my life as it is;
this decrepit sow;
Because when I reach that day,
I will be one or the other:
famous and successful,
or worse off than now.
-Matthew Kelling
Just another day...
Well, another day at school, another day wasted (no, not ME wasted, the DAY was wast... oh forget it!)
Any who, the new Pope was selected today... he is 78... umm, ya....
And... well, that is all I have to say today!
But I do need to give a shout out... Charlie, Denise, Rocky, Liss.... Yall know where yall stand in my heart... right next to everyone else that is reading this! =: >
Any who, until next time, stay True.... what ever that means!
Matthew
My first blog...
OK, well, I created a blog. Whop de doo.
Why you might ask? Well, I was tired of e-mailing my friends and family every 5 minutes with cool news and websites (and I am sure that they were sick of it too!) So, I figured I could just post stuff here and EVERYONE can see it!! Yay! or something.
Any who, ummm... OK, so I am new to this, so be nice to me...
I don't have anything fun to post today, so I guess I will just leave it at that.
Matthew
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- Boy, am I pissed...
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- I can't believe...
- A post about me!!!
- Oh, how much work I have to do...
- A new way to drive...
- Well, this is unexpected...
- .JPT to ASCII!!
- See, God does work in mysterious ways!
- My review of "Nemesis Game"
- This one is for Diz!
- Is it true? Who knows? But it is still funny!
- And for those who want to be VERY accurate with th...
- Photo: Real, or Hoax?
- Cool links of the day...
- The Return Of The Screen Savers
- OK, my funny for today...
- Boyfriend Kills Lover's Husband After Discovered L...
- "Our Lady of the Underpass"
- Funny videos of the day...
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