Monday, July 30, 2007

The next YouTube killer?

When I saw the name of this site, I literally spit food out of my mouth I was laughing so hard (HEY, chips are lightweight, and they catch a lot of air, and it was a TINY piece!).

Linky (the next YouTuve killer?)

Matthew

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Brain...

This is how I feel sometimes... (click for larger view)



Matthew

Friday, July 27, 2007

Chick-fil-A

Searching Facebook groups for "Chick-fil-A" will get you some interesting results, including over 500 results! Some Group Names are as follows (members of groups in parenthesizes, all misspellings, capitalizations, and punctuation from actual group names):

"Chick-Fil-A: Closed on Sunday Because God Blessed The Chicken" (367 members)

"Chick-fil-a Day at school rocks my socks" (70)

"chick-fil-a employees kill puppies!" (34)

"Chick-fil-a employees that say my pleasure 24/7" (10)

"Chick fil a for life.....except on Sundays" (only 1 member)

"Chick-Fil-A: Fried Chicken for White People (Black people can eat it, too)" (23 members, that other comment in parenthesizes is part of the name)

"Chick Fil A handmade milkshakes are the best things ever made" (105)

"Chick Fil A is high class. And they have chicken, and that's nice too." (87)

4 groups named "Chick-fil-a is the Best"

"Chick-Fil-A is DISGUSTING" (yes, I had to include them, all 15 members)

"Chick-fil-a Jihad" (14)

7 groups named "Chick-fil-a lovers" (or some variant)

"Chick-fil-a makes me wanna shoot up sometimes...and i'm just fine with that" (10 members)

"Chick-fil-a, Moe's, and Fazolis'...the trifecta of multicultural fast food" (110)

"Chick-fil-A Only sounds good on Sundays" (32, plus three other variants)

8 "Chick-fil-a rocks" groups, including a "Chick-Fil-a Rocks my socks off" (33)

"Chick-fil-A Spicy Chicken Cool Wraps - Meal of Choice At The Last Supper" (32, they even included a picture)

3 groups named "Chick-Fil-A should be open on Sundays", not including others listed here

"Chick-fil-a Saturday Morning Breakfast Brunch Group" (16)

"Chik-fil-a is my whore" (24 members, and directly below that:)

"Chik-fil-a SV Bible Study" (5)

"Do i want light mayo or the chick-fil-a mayo? i can't decide!" (3)

"I am or (once was) a slave at "Chick-fil-a"" (108)

"I call it chick-a-flic, but know that it is chick-fil-a" (2)

"!!! I Could Eat Chic-Fil-A Every Meal, Every Day !!!" (354)

9 varieties of "I Crave Chick-Fil-A On Sundays!"

"I'd Go To Hell For Chick-Fil-A On Suandays" (61)

"I DO NOT Crave Chick-Fil-A on Sundays" (umm, all of 4 people, apparently)

"I'D RATHER DIE ON A TUESDAY INSTEAD OF A SUNDAY BCUZ CHICK-FIL-A IS CLOSED!" (30)

"i feel sorry for the Chick-fil-a cows because they don't know how to spell." (80)

5 "I hate Chick-fil-A" clubs, including "i hate the chick-fil-a drive through girl on magnolia" (4) and "I hate the random pickle on Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwiches!" (225)

"I lick the bottom of the Chick-fil-a honey mustard cartons" (2)

"i like chick-fil-a, but i'd rather play in traffic.....naked" (3)

"I love Ally,a girl who works at the Chick-fil-A in Belden Village-N. Canton" (13)

"I love books, dogs, Jesus, Chick-Fil-A milkshakes, planet earth, & Huckabee" (32)

15 "I LOVE CHICK FIL A" groups

Continuing the Sunday trend, three groups named "I only want Chick-fil-A on Sunday" (searching for "Chick-fil-A Sunday" gets you 33 groups)

"i steal Chick-fil-a mints!" (16)

"i steal sauce from chick-fil-a, because im condiment whore." (71)

"I Work At Chick-fil-A and that makes me cool" (13)

"i work at chick-fil-a and i have no life. so i started a group about it." (9)

"I work at Chick-fil-A, but I still like beef." (21)

"Patty Works at Chick-fil-a hahahaha......hahahahaha" (34 members?)

"People that work at Chick-fil-a and hate mall security and like Darlene" (1)

"People that work at Chick-Fl-A and need to calm down and adore Darlene" (5)

"Q: What does a retired Pirate look like? A: Granny at Chick-Fil-A" (23.... I don't get it)

"Where I Grew Up, Chick-Fil-A Was the Place at the Mall With the Weird Fries" (3)

"Why do I always want Chic-fil-a on SUNDAYS??" (6,838)

"Why do I always want Chick-fil-A on Sundays?" (1)

"Why do I always want Chick-Fil-a on SUNDAYS!!!!!!!!!" (25)

"Why do i always want chick-fli-a on SUNDAYS??" (306)

"why do you always want Chick-Fil-A on Sunday??" (166... getting my point yet?)

"Working at Chick-fil-a made a little piece of me die." (28)

7 groups named "Eat More Chicken!"

"Honey Roasted Barbeque Sauce" (5)

"I know what it means to quick clean a henny!" (25, or at my old store, to "drop a henny")

"Is everybody happy?? yeahhhh man! H-A-P-P-Y" (11)

"Its not "my pleasure"" (21)

"It's still the "Peach Bowl" to me" (8)

"Petition for Krystal Vereb to stop posting (almost) naked pics" (10, I don't know what this has to do with Chick-fil-A)

"S. Truett Cathy for Nobel Prize!" (83)

"Truett Cathy should be cannonized by the Catholics, so I can pray to him!" (26 members, take nope, Pope!)

19 versions of "You know you are from [insert town name here] when..."

Out of five hundred groups, I would reccomend looking at one: You Know You've Worked at Chick-fil-A When..... Pretty funny.

Enjoy!

Matthew

iPhone!

Am I willing to pay $600 for an iPhone that can't even copy and paste text?

NO!

Am I willing to shamelessly put a link to ApplePhoneShow.com so that I will be entered into a drawing to win a free iPhone?

Yes.

Matthew

Monday, July 23, 2007

The Computer Monster!



Think Jimmy can de-code some of the computer's ramblings?

You can read about how the Computer Monster is really the predecessor to the Cookie Monster at it's Wikipedia site.

Matthew

Saturday, July 21, 2007

I am back!!!

Or am I?

I may start posting links here again, you never know!

Matthew